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A St. Patrick’s Day Salute to CFD Chief Eddie Enright

When I think of St. Patrick’s Day and the fire service, many things come to mind.  One of those thoughts bubbling up to the surface brings a smile to my face every time. Indulge me with a re-post recognizing the value an experienced veteran with the right approach can bring to all of us, young and old.

With that perspective, I offer up a special note to third-generation firefighter retired Chicago Fire Department Deputy District Chief Eddie Enright who has over 38 years of duty having been assigned to engine, truck, and squad companies after serving his country in Vietnam.  As he would say:

“Only 0 more days til St. Patrick’s Day”

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Over the years, I’ve attended a boatload of fire training classes which emphasized leadership, training, and safety. Most were team-taught. A primary instructor would be there periodically, accompanied by a great group of “assisting instructors” who would each bring a certain level of expertise to the specific topic at hand.

There were lesson plans to be followed, objectives to be addressed and met, and the test to prove that learning had occurred. It’s a method of learning quite familiar with firefighters worldwide.

But sometimes, the Fire Gods might truly smile down upon you and bless you.

As you’re sitting in the classroom waiting for the course to begin, you wonder where all the instructors went. Just then, you hear guffaws of laughter just out of sight (probably damn near the coffee and doughnuts). What’s going on?

“Da Chief” is in the building.old fire helmet

Not necessarily the current department chief, but certainly a chief nonetheless.

He’s been around for decades and he’s seen it all. He rose up through the ranks and gained the respect from his peers the old-fashioned way. “Da Chief” earned it.

He knows how to handle the pick-head ax just as well as how to handle the politicians. He knows BS when he sees it and he doesn’t hesitate to call it out.

Just like Underdog, he is humble and loveable. He listens to everyone’s views and becomes E.F. Hutton: When “Da Chief” begins to speak- everyone listens.

Down to earth. Real.

When you are blessed with the presence of this special guy, drop everything you are doing and be near him. Hear what he has to say. Drink it all in.

Not only do you learn from his experience and wisdom, but, more importantly, from the way he relates to those around him. He does not condescend to the rookies; he gives no guff to those with whom he may disagree. He is compassionate and concerned. His smile is contagious and his love of the fire service is completely evident. He fills you with motivation and oozes tradition.

buy him a beer While reading this, do I have you thinking about someone you know that could be like “Da Chief”? If so, make it a point to get him to engage with you and your group. Buy him a beer after class.

It will be the best time you can spend in any fire service training session.

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Don’t I Know You?

Imagine meeting, for the first time, friends you have already known for a long time.

For months, I have collaborated with a very special east-coaster blogger.  You may have heard of him.  He is Rhett Fleitz, editor of Fire Critic.  He was born out on the east coast just two years before I battled my first red devil, yet Rhett has been one of the first of many who extended their hand in helping me develop the fledgling FireDaily presence since it’s inception late last year.

This east-coaster and I have since partnered up to produce iTunes most rapidly growing podcast called Firefighter Netcast.  If you haven’t heard it yet, the voluminous set of shows (3) are still available for download there and at our website.

The east-coaster and I had emailed, telephoned, skyped, and instant messaged hundreds of times.  Even our kids have met online and become friends.

But not until this east-coaster strolled into town under the cover of darkness at 1am last Friday morning had I actually met him in person.  But it was like I knew him for a long time.  And I did.

The next morning, my east-coaster friend and I set out to network with similar friends, those with whom we had been in almost daily contact, yet whom we had never met.  Rather than try to recount each individual meeting again, you can find a mostly-accurate description of each meeting over at my east-coaster friend’s post entitled “EMS Today in Retrospect, Thanks for the Memories and Meeting Everyone in Person”. He refers to me as Chris Farley (you know, the guy who lives in a van down by the river), and to himself as David Spade.

Hmm- Tommy Boy, eh?  Who’s you favorite baseball team, Rhett?

The Yankees?

From moment one, the ball busting started and never stopped.  I don’t think It never will

Here’s a video from Dave Statter that captures the evening

Great personalities I met for the first time in no particular order:

Mark Brady (@PGFDPIO) the PIO for PG County, Md., always in the news like it or not

Sebastian Wong (@SebWong). Seb and his Musings, EMS Chief (?) San Francisco Fire Department

Dennis Rubin, Fire Chief of DCFD who stopped in to see us on his way back home from Emmitsburg

Mike Ward, FossilMedic, Associate Professor at GWU and longtime EMS guru with an infectious laugh

Dave Statter, STATter911.com and DC TV reporter with an infectious sense of humor

Chris Kaiser, @CKEMTP, firefighter/paramedic and blogger of Life Under The Lights. with an infectious, well…

Justin Schorr, The Happy Medic, San Francisco firefighter/paramedic and the new Johnny Gage of Chronicles of EMS

Mark Glencorse, Medic999.com, UK paramedic and the new Roy DeSoto of Chronicles of EMS

Thaddeus (Ted) Setla, @setla, the constantly-energized producer of the next big thing in EMS online, Chronicles of EMS

Chris Eldridge (@thedridge), videographer with Setla and did wonders for Chronicles of EMS.

Dave Iannone (@cooldavej), Elsevier Public Safety and Go Forward MediaFireEMSBlogs.com, FirefighterNation.com

Chris Hebert (@chebert13). DCFD firefighter also with Elsevier Public Safety and Go Forward Media, FireEMSBlogs.com, FirefighterNation.com, Vikings fan, Capitols fan, half-marathoner, needs twitter followers

Chris Montera (@geekymedic) of the EMS Garage

Jamie Davis (@podmedic) of MedicCast and ProMed Network (an EMS podcasting hub)

Tom Bouthillet (@tbouthillet) of EMS12lead.com, lucky enough to be one of Mick Mayers’ company officers

Kevin @NJDiveMedic bought me more beer than I needed

Matt @Squirrl325 ditto. Matt helped us find a watering hole late Friday night. Lotsa pressure, not a problem for him. Thanks, Matt!

Carissa O’Brien @Carissao

@Ms_Paramedic

Kelly Grayson (@AmboDriver) of A Day in the Life of an Ambulance Driver and father of one of the cutest kids on the planet

The great blogger TOTWTYTR (Too Old to Work, Too Young to Retire) who wishes anonymity. Another great in the blogosphere.

@Medic61 of Sam the EMT and the podcast GenMedShow

Jared Scott, @MyRTLife, also from the GenMedShow, who taught Chris Kaiser not to leave his smartphone alone while in the restroom

@slayd someone so quiet, he made Kaiser nervous at Saturday lunch Thanks @slayd!

David Konig (@davidkonig) of DavidKonig.com. David and Greg Friese (@gfriese) of EMSEduCast , EPS411, and Everyday EMS Tips created PIO Social Media Training. Greg had a previous engagement, but we will cross paths as well!

April Saling @Epi_Junky Pink Warm and Dry

PLEASE, if I forgot you, let me know.  I want to make this list complete. There is a fog I am trying to penetrate!

Taking nothing away from any of the others I met, I had the honor and privilege to have Mike Ward introduce me to the one and only FireGeezer, Bill Schumm (@FireGeezer).  Bill made the 90-minute trek out to the convention center on Saturday to meet up with all of his fellow bloggers in attendance.  Damn if I didn’t forget my FireGeezer mug for the signatures from these two greats. They promised another opportunity this summer in Chicago, and I eagerly await that special occasion.  True to form, FireGeezer took no time in blogging about our meet-up.

Special and sincere thanks to everyone involved in making the meet-up possible.  So much was done and planned and paid for to make it possible for us to all come together.

Dave Iannone and Chris Hebert and their staff at FireEMSblogs.com led the charge from start to finish, in addition to their duties at the busy JEMS booth during the EMS Today conference.

Mike Ward (FossilMedic over at FireGeezer.com) has long been associated with George Washington University’s Emergency Health Services Program, who generously sponsored the Meet-up at Uno’s in Baltimore along with JEMS and FireEMSBlogs.com, graciously ensuring we were satiated with food, drink and merriment Friday night.

Chris Kaiser was instrumental in the planning stages as well.  You all kicked ass in making this such a memorable event.

So much more happened on the trip that was funny, funnier, downright damn funny, and friggin’ hilarious.  Much cannot and should not be shared, if for no other reason than to guarantee future similar escapades in the future.

That’s what happens when friends get together- even those who have known each other for a long while, yet have only met for the first time.

Even an east-coaster.

Posted in Brotherhood, Just For Fun, News, Videos

360 Burn Size-up of the Fire Web 3/2/2010

The Dance of the Company Officer

We start out this week by pointing to one of my “favoritest” partner bloggers at FireEMSblogs, Mick Mayers of FirehouseZen.

You know, I really enjoy the dance that occurs between the top and the bottom in the fire service organization.  At the top, the vision and direction of the group are put into play.  Those at the bottom need to accept, or buy into that vision in order for the group to move forward in a unified and cohesive manner.

In the middle we find the officers and supervisors.  Their commitment to the success of the organization is demonstrated by the way they convey the direction and vision from the top to their subordinates.  If they are effective, the organization becomes a well-oiled machine.  However if they don’t buy into the message, there is little hope for their subordinates to do the same.

This is where the officer needs to be able to put the needs of the organization ahead of the need to be pals with their guys.  This is one of the most difficult issues facing company officers.

Therein lies the dance.

As usual, this issue of change and leadership is best addressed by Chief Mick Mayers over at FirehouseZen.  From his latest post entitled “Get Everyone on Board”:

“Regardless of your organization, you are going to have personnel who are resistant to change, and while the troops may or may not decide to go willingly, it is a requirement that your officers or supervisors are.  If your small unit leaders aren’t on board, don’t count on the personnel they supervise joining in to resist them.  It will be much easier on those troops if they can get along with their misdirected officer than if they embrace the change, so you can count on the message not getting through when it is most needed.”

Read his post as there is much more on this topic that is important for all your officers to understand.

Fire Rescue TV

Check out Fire Rescue TV- a new website for firefighters that brings breaking news,new product reviews, and a special weekly fire rescue TV news segment.  All the video is extremely professional and rivals anything found on your home TV.

When we spoke with Executive Producer Martin Grube last week on Firefighter NetCast, he revealed an additional exciting element they have planned.  They will be visiting various firehouses and accompanying their crews during all aspects of the cooking portion of their shift.  Starting with planning, then shopping, then cooking and eating, Fire Rescue TV will follow the entire process from start to finish.  If the station’s crew draws a call, the video crew tags along as well. It’s a unique way for non-firefighters to witness this daily station activity.

So if you are in the mid-Atlantic region and want some excellent exposure of your department, invite Fire Rescue TV to your station!  They also welcome video submissions as well.  Make this new site a regular stop when perusing the interwebs.

Pole-Dancing Fireman

Speaking of videos, here’s some dessert for making it this far in the 360 Burn today.  This came to me courtesy of a tweet from our friend Chester Kopco, AKA FatherCabbage on the twitters.  It reminds me of someone I know.  Howabout you?

Stay stoked!

-J

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Pre-FireGeezer Fire Geezers – 1943 FDNY Video

(Here’s a video that will even make Bill feel young)

From the YouTube description:

This All Hands building fire took place sometime during the fall or winter of 1943, and shows the Fire Patrol arriving on the scene and carrying tarps in to protect property.

The engine that took the hydrant first was perhaps an American LaFrance, made in the early 1920’s.

Note, the neat looking rig that the Fire Patrol was using.

The rest of the engines on the scene all appear to be Macks, some of which had open cabs while others had enclosed cabs.

Note the gasoline tanks were located behind the cabs.

On the enclosed cab engines you can see what looks like a Federal Sign and Signal Model l8 emergency warning light.

This video was complied and edited from movie film in the Stillman Fire Collection Archives. The original movie was silent. We added the sound track, and if you want to view it as it was taken then turn off your computer speakers.

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Civilian Friends vs. Firefighter Friends

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Get upset if you’re too busy to talk to them for a week.
FIREMEN FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will happily carry on the same conversation you were having the last time you met.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FIREMEN FRIENDS: Have cried with you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FIREMEN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FIREMEN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what the crowd is doing.
FIREMEN FRIENDS: Will kick the crowds’ ass that left you behind.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are for a while.
FIREMEN FRIENDS: Are for life.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have shared a few experiences…
FIREMEN FRIENDS: Have shared a lifetime of experiences no citizen could ever dream of…

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FIREMEN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “You better drink the rest of that before you spill it!! Then carry you home safely and put you to bed…

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
FIREMEN FRIENDS: Will knock them the hell out for using your name in vain.

Can you think of any more?  Leave a comment…..

Posted in Brotherhood, Firefighters, Just For Fun, Tradition

DC Snow Time-lapse Video: It’s like watching a marshmallow in a microwave

Even as we here in Chicago deal with the newest round of snow, we’re captivated by this short time-lapse video of snow falling last week in the D.C. area. Wonder if the microwave will explode when the next round of 1-2 feet hits this week!

Hang tough, my Mid-Atlantic friends!

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“Haunted” Suburban Chicago Fire Station to be Featured on A&E This Week

According to a news article in today’s Chicago Southtown Star, Frankfort (IL) fire station 3 on LaGrange Road will be featured on the new A&E program “Paranormal Cops” Tuesday night at 9:30 CT and again at 1:30am.

Read the full story here, including these claims by firefighters:

Shadowy things going in and out of the ambulance…a darkened figure walking in front of a firefighter watching TV one night after the rest had gone to bed…..a tall blue shadow in the hallway….several silhouettes and shadowy figures going by doors or windows and standing over their beds at night.

“I’ve heard they are friendly spirits. I just wish they would do some work around here,” Lt. Kevin Linhart said.

Fire Lt. Kevin Linhart stands in a hallway Friday near where a ghost reportedly was seen at Frankfort Fire Protection District Station 3 in Green Garden Township.
(Matt Marton/SouthtownStar)

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Bahhhh Groundhog!

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See How Fire Daily Made the Cut…

Fire Daily has advanced to the top ten final round of the Fire EMS blog of the Year 2009.

What?

I am fully humbled and completely surprised that I was nominated at all, let alone advancing out of the evening gown portion of this highly competitive contest.

Here’s how I made it this far  (Eat your heart out, Art Goodrich….) :

Now it’s your turn.  Have some fun and choose from an outstanding list of the other nine bloggers that truly deserve to have advanced to the final ten, whilst averting your eyes from the visual your brain will so cruelly conjure up of FireDaily in a swimsuit.

STATter 911 Statter911.com

The place to go for up to the minute coverage of daily stories of anything emergency services.  If it seems like the coverage is from a real-life TV journalist, it is.  Looking for a video and want to find it fast?  Check out Dave Statter’s site first!

Rescuing Providence RescuingProvidence.com

True stories from Michael Morse, a medic in Rhode Island with an amazing ability to string together words and form a movie in your head.  My newest regular read.

Medic999 999Medic.com

What a year for Mark Glencourse, a medic from the United Kingdom who talks funny but packs a mean forearm! Part of “The Project”, Mark came across the pond late last year to see how EMS operates here in the U.S. and let us all in on the process. With a very engaging personality and a clever sense of humor, I’m really glad to have “met’” him.

The Happy Medic HappyMedic.com

The other half of “The Project”, Justin Schorr came out of the anonymous closet when it became apparent just how wildly public he would become.  After hosting 999Medic, Justin traveled over to the U.K. for his half of the adventure.  More success in inevitable for both Justin and Mark this year.  It will be interesting to see which one of the two finishes with a higher vote total.  Place your bets!

FireGeezer FireGeezer.com

One of the obvious front runners, FireGeezer probably needs no introduction.  If you have never heard of FireGeezer, welcome to our planet Earth. I’m proud to be the one to introduce you to a blog actually made up of three people: retired fire captain Bill Schumm (FireGeezer), retired fire captain Mike Ward (FossilMedic) and Jim Featherstone (LightRock) with over 30 years in the fire service. Frequently updated posts with some of the best titling this side of Uranus.  You read that exactly how it was meant to sound.

Firehouse Zen FirehouseZen.com

Chief Mick Mayers posts his thoughts, insights, and opinions focusing on two of the most fascinating areas in the fire service- change and leadership.  Any aspiring company officer, or fire service professional looking to better their leadership qualities should put FHZ on their daily reading list.  I do.

Everyday EMS Tips EverydayEMSTips.com

Greg Friese is a paramedic, EMS instructor, conference speaker, and EMS author.  Beyond that, he has clearly demonstrated a grasp of the successful utilization of numerous social media elements to put forth a wide array of EMS topics, tips, and tidbits.  Greg’s commitment to using the newest internet technologies to expand learning opportunities sets him apart from the norm.  And he lives in Wisconsin.  That should count for something, right?

Engine 9 RFD EngineCompany9.Blogspot.com

A highly-addictive look into the daily interactions of an engine company in Virginia.  I love this site because I feel like I know all the players when I read of their everyday exploits as a “fire station family.”  Get inside their heads as long as they let us…..

The EMT Spot TheEMTSpot.com

Steve Whitehead has an extensive history in EMS instruction and has written for several EMS journalists as a freelance author.  His content is update three times a week, and you can always count on quality information geared toward EMS topics.

Voting is simple.

Go here, select your choice, and click the button.

By the way, the rules say you can vote once every eight hours (a little more restrictive than here in Illinois).  Take a moment to make your choice.  Voting ends very quickly (January 12) and the winner will be announced on the live FirefighterNetCast next Tuesday night at 8pm ET.

Finally, hats off to Rhett Fleitz, a.k.a. Fire Critic for taking on this contest among all his other irons in the fire.  Make FireCritic.com a regular stop as well, you won’t be disappointed.  If he were not running the contest, he would be a serious contender.  Thanks, Rhett!

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360 Burn Size-Up of the Fire Web 1/2/10

Stupidity, Buttons, and Balls- Oh, my!

With the holidays behind us, it feels good to me to get back into some type of routine.  Sipping a homemade three-shot sugar-free vanilla skim latte from my newly-aqcuired FireGeezer mug, one of the first things to do is to sit and flush.  Then I’m off to sit and flush again.

Whilst whistling Mr. Postman, I sit down and open my email, clicking through things to flush into my deleted items folder in a great attempt to stay ahead of the email pile that will surely accumulate.  Items that catch my eye are temporarily pardoned for future perusal.

This morning, the folks at FirefighterCloseCalls and The Secret List sent an email referring us all to their post Stupid Message, Buttons, Balls, and Forgetting the Secret List .  It takes about a minute or so to read.  I would urge you all to pause just one moment and start off the new year with these special thoughts.

How Would You Like to Be in This Academy Class?

Many times during the hunt for interesting blogs, we find ourselves stumbling upon something we’ve never before seen.  During one such hunt, Tiger Schmittendorf tripped over this blog written by St. Paul MN Fire Chief Tim Butler titled On Scene with Car One.  In recent years, St. Paul Fire Department has had some pretty public issues between firefighters and management.  If this blog is any indication, those days seem to be fading into the past.  Although not required to do so, and with decades of fire service already under his belt, Chief Butler has decided to attend and complete his own department’s academy as a recruit.

“Fundamentally, I believe that all members of the Saint Paul Fire Department’s uniformed division must share a common bond – a common culture – and a shared base of experience and perspective. We all must be confident in each member’s ability to operate safely and effectively on an incident scene or when representing our department to the public. It shouldn’t matter if we’re assigned to a hazardous materials team, an Advanced Life Support medic rig, or the Chief’s office – all of us should share the core competency and the shared experience of being first – and foremost – a firefighter.”  -Chief Tim Butler

How refreshing.  Thanks for sharing, Chief!  We’ll be watching.

God help anyone who finishes behind you.  Or ahead of you.

Cast Your Vote for Fire EMS Blog of the Year 2009

If you haven’t heard already, a contest is being held over at Fire Critic’s site.  We’re looking for the Best Fire/EMS Blog of 2009.  Voting is open for a few more days, so I urge you to take a couple seconds to shine the spotlight upon the blog you feel best fulfills the following criteria:

Caliber of posts relating to the Fire and/or EMS fields

Design elements in their blog

Professionalism towards our service(s)

Use of other social media to extend the network of their blog

Longevity as a blogger

Nomination period:

Begins on December 30, 2009 at 1500 hours EST and concludes on January 5, 2010 at 1459 hours EST.  Ten finalists will be picked by our judges (TBA) from the list of eligible nominees.

Read more information here…

(just one “l” in Daily)

Well, I’m out of latte for a moment.  I’ll trek back upstairs and schpritz up another.  If you had stock in Starbuck’s, dump it now.  Lori, Sue, and Rose will be seeing much less of their best customer as I’ve become my own barista.

Stay Stoked!

-J

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With Friends Like These…..

2009 brought a great deal of change to the blogosphere

Newbies

Claiming he was just a pup at 6 months old, FireCritic had unveiled his Top Ten Most Popular Posts for 2009 Unlike him, I (at half his net age) did not rely on objective stats or definable criteria when I counted down FireDaily’s 2009 Top Blog Posts for 2009.  I just picked the ones I liked, that’s all.

“Never let the facts get in the way of a great story” was a saying often heard at my firehouse.

As if the American English language hasn’t been assaulted enough by the Brits already, Mark Glencourse (Medic999) just announced his 1st “blogoversary”.  The first project has come and gone with Mark and Justin (TheHappyMedic) each crossing the pond and sharing their perspectives in a way never before seen, yet certainly blazing the trail for how we’ll be seeing things in the future!  I’m still waiting for the Fiji firefighter to get our exchange “project” started (psst-call me!)

I say “first project” because smart money is on continued projects.  We’ll be seeing much more of the dynamic duo as Chronicles of EMS blasts off.

Speaking of Justin, 2009 marks the year he came out of the “blog closet” revealing his true identity.

Another relative newbie, Life Under the Light’s Chris Kaiser, has a unique and refreshing writing style that always tickles my funny bone WHILST raising pertinent issues related to emergency services as he gallivants across nearby northern IL and southern WI protecting property and saving lives. He is one of my FAVOURITES as well.

Crikey, Mark, look what you’ve done to us all…..  Frumpydumpled Rotcod….

Medic22 is a well-crafted blog about an EMT working his way through paramedic school. As a former paramedic student and instructor, I find myself remembering so much of my educational experience.  MedicThree allows us into his head as he struggles to juggle the demands and stressors that face us all.

I know I missed some of the other “young’ins” here on FireEMSblogs.com; don’t take it personally.  Our paths will cross soon enough (psst- don’t call me!).

Veterans

We youngsters have been fortunate enough to blog alongside some of the veteran wordsmiths- fire and EMS bloggers that have been around long enough that the place would be a ghost town without them.  Also, it would smell alot less like Maxwell House…

The number of posts FireGeezer puts out any given day is directly proportional to his caffeine intake.  Also, the titles he chooses for his posts are quite creative and shows that much thought went into these eye-catching headlines.  Who doesn’t have the famous FireGeezer mug yet?

News coverage by veteran reporter Dave Statter (STATter911) simply cannot be beat.  Trying to find THAT video of THAT fire?  You’ll always find it here.  Couple that with the genuine journalist credentials he brings to the table, and you’ll be stopping by his site on a daily basis as well.

Art Goodrich (Chief Reason Art) won’t put out a post unless he’s got something worthwhile to offer- even IF the weather is too crappy to get out and ride.

Nationally-recognized Tiger Schmittendorf continues to exude knowledge with each and every post. See him in action speaking at FDIC in April.

Everyone should be so lucky as to have a Fire Chief like they do in Hilton Head.  That’s what I hear from two of their guys (they pull no punches).  Who is he?  Mick Mayers, host of Firehouse Zen which is spot on every time.  Top notch.  Period.  End of story.

Again, there are so many quality bloggers to be found on the “internets webs”.  If I didn’t mention you yet, please forgive me.  This list scratches the surface of who I read on a regular basis.  There are simply too many to continue to list.  This includes you Captain Schmoe!  I’ve been quite busy lately trying to get some other projects off the ground.  I’ll get to you!

Incredibly, I have not actually met with any of these bloggers… yet.

But I feel as if I know them just like a brother- buddies you can confide in- guys you can count on to help you out- guys eager to loan you a thousand or three to get you though the lean times (psst- call me!)

FireEMSblogs.com

Some of the most committed bloggers on fire and EMS topics have been brought together under the umbrella of FireEMSblogs.com- one place to check out what the hot bloggers are talking about.  Without FireEMSblogs.com, we would all be doing our own thing solo.  Those with an established following would be just fine.  Add in all the others and the result would be noise.

With FireEMSblogs.com, we now have a symphony- or maybe an orchestra or band of sorts- no, maybe a barbershop quar-  a hootenan-  aww, forget it.  Drunks at a bar- but at least we’re all singing together!

All of this rambling leads us to my choice for my favorite FireDaily blog post from 2009.  Thanks, Chris, Dave, and company.  Here’s to you all!

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Wow. New digs!

It’s reminds me of the last time I moved into a newly-opened fire station. No, not that temporary piece of crap renovated warehouse ‘station’ in the industrial park with the loading dock and a bay door 2 ¾ inches wider than the mirrors on the engine it housed, and the rickety stairs leading to the open loft day room on top of the kitchen’s ceiling…

If I sound bitter about that rat hole, it’s because I am.

No, this one is the shiny and new kind. You remember: the “new construction smell” and plastic still on the recliners. The kitchen cabinets and drawers full of new pots and utensils. The bay floors that will never be that clean again despite your efforts, and the johns that will.

As I check out all the new features on FireEMSblogs.com, I compare it to going into each room of the new station; touching everything everywhere as ideas on how to customize begin to float around in my head.

To the builders (Chris, Dave, and the crew) congratulations, it’s truly amazing. Your hard work so far has clearly paid off. I join the others with eager anticipation in what lies ahead. Thanks!

To my new partners, thanks for taking me aboard and your hospitable welcome. Although I’ll be entering my fifth decade in the fire service next year, this makes me feel like the young probie all over again (this time I’ll do things right). I hope I can earn your respect as we move forward together with our common purpose.

Finally, as I visited each of your sites tonight, I noticed the graphics and design features you all implemented with the rollout They are really impressive, and I’ve got my work cut out for me. Great job everyone!

Even with our new “station” we’ll still all be “running calls”, so the work won’t change. But the new digs seem to have an invigorating effect, don’t you agree?

Stay stoked!

-J

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FireYesterDaily Best of 2009- “Nicknames”

We’ve got a long way to go, but I am optimistic.  We gotta just keep pushing along.  So here is the fourth installment of “Two Thousand and Nine Favorite FireDaily Blog Posts from 2009”.

In case you missed the first three, you can find them here:

#2009-  Got a Bad Attitude?  Stay at Home!

#2008-  30 Minutes a Week of Training is Unfair and “Unreal”

#2007- “Da Chief”

#2006  “Nicknames”

So we find ourselves sitting around the kitchen table patiently waiting for someone to make the first move to clean up the dishes, and digesting Scotty’s Garlic Stoup- of which none is left.

Perhaps drunk off the stuff, one of the guys burps then blurts out from nowhere, “I need a nickname.”

Oops.

Click here for the full story

Posted in In Da House, Just For Fun, Tradition

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This was crap. Something had to be done. And we on black shift were just the guys to do it….

Way back in the last century, we had just returned from a particularly gruesome call. Kids in our area like to go “hill-hopping”. That’s when they take daddy’s Beamer to the roller-coaster-like hills in the rural, wooded area of our district and go fast enough to grab some air. Sometimes they land back on the pavement, and sometimes they don’t. When they don’t, we get called.

After hosing down and restocking the rig, the boys and I trooped into the kitchen looking for a lil’ something.  You know- for the effort…..

“Hey, check this out,” shouted Al as he peered into the freezer. At our station, we shared one fridge with all three shifts, so there’s always a fair amount of scrounging.

He pulled out a quart of Breyer’s and pointed at the lid. There, scrawled in black sharpie was “RED, DO NOT TOUCH!!!!!!”

Red shift had “marked” their ice cream.

Like a dog marks a tree.

“This is just wrong,” Bruce said ripping off the lid and spooning a huge chunk into his mouth. “Wha-eva havven to buvverhood?” he mouthed, chowing down on the mint chocolate chip.

“Yeah. Brotherhood,” we chimed in, each grabbing a spoon and digging into the carton like puppies at a nipple. We didn’t stop until we had polished off the forbidden fruit.

What the hell is wrong with those guys? Sure, it’s understandable to label a pack of good steaks or some special item once in awhile, but this was not the first time. It wasn’t even the eleventeenth time- this had gone on long enough to become “an issue”.

This was something that could no longer be ignored; it deserved an answer- loud and clear.

We on black shift were good at answering. Sometimes we answered too well and got our noses thumped with a newspaper from the bugles, but we usually found a way to straddle the line. And the end result was that a message was sent- and a message was received.

Here’s what we did:

Immediately, all the food in the fridge found its way onto the kitchen counter. Armed with sharpies, we each began marking all the food- leftover lasagna, half a head of cauliflower, 4 cans of pop all got the label “RED.”

Sticks of butter, yogurt cups, tomatoes. “RED.”

A carton of eggs were marked “RED” on the outside, then all the individual eggs were marked with little R’s” to connote ownership.

Some of the eggs were even drained of their contents with a sub-Q syringe and replaced with tomato juice. Red.

RED, RED, RED, RED, RED, RED. In the pantry cabinets, individual slices of bread was marked REDalong with Styrofoam cups and plastic utensils.

Aluminum foil was unrolled, marked, and meticulously re-rolled. Oreos (unscrewed then re-screwed), oyster crackers, banana peppers- all got marked.

We were pleased to find out how embarrassed the tightwads on red shift were when they had been called on the absurd level of frugality. It was all the news, and never forgotten.

We are brothers, dammit. If you want some of my nummies, well then help yourself, my friend. None of this “DO NOT TOUCH” crap in our house.  Need a buck?  Here.  Now don’t ever make me “buy” your brotherhood again…..

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Be scared lil’ light bulb on my Butter-Face Christmas Tree… Be VERY scared.

The tree we bought a few years back has what is called a “lifetime lights guarantee”

“If FOR ANY REASON, the lights on your new tree fail to function correctly, they are covered for replacement at 100%”.  This tipped it in for me and my tipsy family.  Troubleshooters we are not.

After completing my recent speaking tour to promote our fancy new Facebook Group “The Hobbled Firefighters of Northern Illinois”, I returned to my warm casa to find my loving family had lovingly erected and fully decorated the aforementioned tree in order to surprise me.

All except the lights.

The lower two-thirds of the tree looked great!  All of the strands of lights were shining brightly, enticing us to fully feel the warmth of Christmas grow within our hearts.

The top third?  Not so much.  Nary a light was lit.  I began to think of it as our “butter-face” Christmas Tree, if ya know what I mean….

No worries, I thought.  We got THE GUARANTEE.  Whistling Oh Tannenbaum by Sternschnuppe, I dialed up my Christmas Tree vendor.  A friendly teen-aged girl’s voice message greeted me.  I imagine the tree vendor sought out the lowest-paid employee with the best sounding voice to record the greeting.

“Like, Welcome to blablabla… important to us blablabla… extension, like, you may dial it now blablabla… If the lights on your Christmas tree are not working, please refer to our on-line troubleshooting guide.”

I was frazzled.  Did Amber just use the four-lettered word, TROUBLESHOOTING?  Hadn’t we purchased The Troubleshooting Guarantee?  Apparently not.  Maybe too much frothy egg nog had preceded the purchasement of the tree (maybe too much frothy eggnog made me use the imaginary word “purchasement”).  Fine print was not ignored, it just was too small and way too wavy to decipher.

Whistling The Theme From Jaws, I looked looked up the tree vendor’s site and quickly found their info on what I should do if the lights aren’t working.  I clicked on the PDF link and found myself staring at a list of nearly 27 steps- The lights must first be checked for broken bulbs or fizzled fuses.  Troubleshooting.

So beginning today, I will be starting on step number 1.

Strike that, step number zero first- make some more frothy egg nog.

It may take me a bit of time to individually friggin check every friggin light for the one lil bugger that has caused me so much angst and grief.  And fuoro and freneticism.

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All of this has also taken a flavorful bite out of the time I have been giving to the next great idea.  Fire Critic and I are hard at work developing a fun new project that should be out very shortly.  It’s just the beginning of what should be an fantastic new year for all of us.

The pace at the Fire Daily Imaginarium Media Production Facilities Headquarters is fast, frantic, frenetic, and feverish.

And frenzied.  And furious.

If you haven’t already noticed- today’s post is brought to you by the letter “F”.  Fire Daily has frickin’ tied one on before noon.  Again.

Blog posts have taken a backer seat (hiccup) to the new project and our Butter Face Tree.  Funnily, this is a perfect time to roll out my newest project, “Two Thousand and Nine Favorite FireDaily Blog Posts from 2009”.  Some of them come from that dim-witted, loud-mouthed no-good, jack-wad, Jeremy Black (whose odoriferous stench continues to permeate even the darkest, dingiest corners of the FDMPFHQ Imaginarium).

Here’s the first re-post- aptly entitled “Got a Bad Attitude? Stay at Home…”

While FireGeezer has his coffee brewing this morning, I’m poppin’ another bottle of Bailey’s.

Be sacred, lil’ light bulb.

Be very scared.

-J

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“So once that fire makes its way to your upper thighs, you’ll have the best coverage around.”

Try to keep from getting all frothy about the politics, just enjoy the satire- like we used to, remember?

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To Daddy’s Little Girl’s Daddys Everywhere

Found this at Justin M. Roslevich’s site on FirefighterNation.com. I haven’t seen it for awhile, but I’m going to be needing it again in a few years…


APPLICATION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your physician.

1.   What are your name, nickname or alias, age, social security number, IQ and Boy Scout rank?

2.   Do you own or have access to a van?

3.   A truck with oversize tires?

4. A waterbed?

5.   Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring?        Why ??

6.   Do you have a pierced tongue or pierced anything?               Why ??

*If you have answered YES to #2, #3, #4, #5, or #6- discontinue application and leave immediately.*

7.   In fifty words or less, on a separate sheet of paper, what does LATE mean to you?
8.   In fifty words or less, on a separate sheet of paper, what does DON’T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you?
9.   In fifty words or less, on a separate sheet of paper, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you?
10. In fifty words or less, on a separate sheet of paper, what does REAL PAIN mean to you?
11. Church/Temple/House of Worship you attend:
12. How often do you attend?
13. When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi/minister?
14. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be my:
15. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my:

16. The one thing I hope this application doesn’t ask is:
17. Now answer question 16:
18. When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is:
*Note: If answer to last question begins with “T” or “A”, discontinue and leave premises –
keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised*

19. What do you want to be IF you grow up?

I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, Native American ant torture, crucifixion, electrocution, Chinese water torture, red hot pokers, the Hillary Clinton kiss torture and mental abuse including listening continuously to music you hate the most.


Signature of applicant _________________________________
Signature of father _____________________________________
Signature of mother ____________________________________
Signature of priest/rabbi/minister ___________________________________
Signature of State Representative _________________________


Thank you for your interest (and it had better be genuine and non-sexual). Please allow 4-6 years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can’t, and it would cause you injury). If denied, you will be notified by two men wearing white ties answering to the names GUIDO and LOUIE and never ever apply again. Don’t call me, I’ll call you.


Daddy’s 10 Rules of Dating

1. If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better be delivering a package – because you’re sure not picking anything up.

2. You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter’ body, I will remove them permanently.

3. I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys your age to wear their trousers so loose that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open-minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to insure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers in place.

4. I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world having sex without using a “barrier method” of some sort can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex with my daughter, I am the barrier … and I am the one who will do the killing.

5. It is generally understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only answer I need from you on this subject is “Early.”

6. I have no doubt that you are a popular fellow with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

7. As you stand in my front hallway waiting for my daughter to appear, even if more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup and fixing her hair, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful like changing the oil in my car?

8. The following locations are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool; Places where there is darkness; Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness; Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff t-shirts or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided. Movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks’ homes are better.

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9. Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, dim-witted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, plenty of stripping holes and know enough important people in three counties.. Do not trifle with me.

10. Be afraid. Be very afraid. The voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull in front of my house, you should exit the vehicle with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, and then return to your vehicle. There is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.


PLEASE NOTE:
My daughter claims it embarrasses her to find me attempting to get her date to recite these ten simple rules from memory. I’d be embarrassed too — there are only ten of them, for crying out loud! And, for the record, I did NOT suggest to one of these cretins that I’d have these rules tattooed on his arm if he couldn’t remember them. (I checked into it and the cost is prohibitive.) I merely told him that I thought writing the rules on his arm with a ball point pen or permanent marker might be inadequate — ink washes off — and that my soldering irons were probably better alternatives.


I Am a Firefighter:

1) I once broke a man’s sternum by accident while doing CPR to save his life. If that’s how I help people, what do you think I do when I’m pissed off?
2) I investigate arson fires. I know exactly what clues to look for to prove it was arson. I also know how to make sure nobody can tell how a fire started… and I know where you live. Remember Backdraft?
3) I’ve worked more car accidents than you’ll ever see. The sight of blood doesn’t bother me one little bit unless its my daughters.
4) Its normal for me to carry chainsaws, axes, and various other extremely sharp tools in my car … tick me off and me and you are going for a little ride.
5) When we burn down a house for training, nobody ever looks in the closets.
6) I use the Jaws of Life to tear doors off wrecked cars. They cut though solid metal like a hot knife through butter. So watch your paws or get the jaws.
7) Sirens and air horns can really muffle the sounds of someone screaming.
8) My friends are state troopers, local cops, paramedics, dispatchers or firefighters. WE ARE 911. If you make me mad, who do you think you’re going to call for help?
9) I am trained in WMD (Weapons of Mass Destruction) and I have access to explosives.
10) I am well trained in emergency medicine. I know exactly which arteries are the easiest to sever and which ones bleed the most. (Remember all the sharp tools?)

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To Daddy’s Little Girl’s Daddys Everywhere

Found this at Justin M. Roslevich’s site on FirefighterNation.com. I haven’t seen it for awhile, but I’m going to be needing it again in a few years…


APPLICATION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your physician.

1.   What are your name, nickname or alias, age, social security number, IQ and Boy Scout rank?

2.   Do you own or have access to a van?

3.   A truck with oversize tires?

4. A waterbed?

5.   Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring?        Why ??

6.   Do you have a pierced tongue or pierced anything?               Why ??

*If you have answered YES to #2, #3, #4, #5, or #6- discontinue application and leave immediately.*

7.   In fifty words or less, on a separate sheet of paper, what does LATE mean to you?
8.   In fifty words or less, on a separate sheet of paper, what does DON’T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you?
9.   In fifty words or less, on a separate sheet of paper, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you?
10. In fifty words or less, on a separate sheet of paper, what does REAL PAIN mean to you?
11. Church/Temple/House of Worship you attend:
12. How often do you attend?
13. When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi/minister?
14. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be my:
15. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my:

16. The one thing I hope this application doesn’t ask is:
17. Now answer question 16:
18. When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is:
*Note: If answer to last question begins with “T” or “A”, discontinue and leave premises –
keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised*

19. What do you want to be IF you grow up?

I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, Native American ant torture, crucifixion, electrocution, Chinese water torture, red hot pokers, the Hillary Clinton kiss torture and mental abuse including listening continuously to music you hate the most.


Signature of applicant _________________________________
Signature of father _____________________________________
Signature of mother ____________________________________
Signature of priest/rabbi/minister ___________________________________
Signature of State Representative _________________________


Thank you for your interest (and it had better be genuine and non-sexual). Please allow 4-6 years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can’t, and it would cause you injury). If denied, you will be notified by two men wearing white ties answering to the names GUIDO and LOUIE and never ever apply again. Don’t call me, I’ll call you.


Daddy’s 10 Rules of Dating

1. If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better be delivering a package – because you’re sure not picking anything up.

2. You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter’ body, I will remove them permanently.

3. I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys your age to wear their trousers so loose that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open-minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to insure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers in place.

4. I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world having sex without using a “barrier method” of some sort can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex with my daughter, I am the barrier … and I am the one who will do the killing.

5. It is generally understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only answer I need from you on this subject is “Early.”

6. I have no doubt that you are a popular fellow with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

7. As you stand in my front hallway waiting for my daughter to appear, even if more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup and fixing her hair, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful like changing the oil in my car?

8. The following locations are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool; Places where there is darkness; Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness; Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff t-shirts or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided. Movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks’ homes are better.

shotgun

9. Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, dim-witted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, plenty of stripping holes and know enough important people in three counties.. Do not trifle with me.

10. Be afraid. Be very afraid. The voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull in front of my house, you should exit the vehicle with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, and then return to your vehicle. There is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.


PLEASE NOTE:
My daughter claims it embarrasses her to find me attempting to get her date to recite these ten simple rules from memory. I’d be embarrassed too — there are only ten of them, for crying out loud! And, for the record, I did NOT suggest to one of these cretins that I’d have these rules tattooed on his arm if he couldn’t remember them. (I checked into it and the cost is prohibitive.) I merely told him that I thought writing the rules on his arm with a ball point pen or permanent marker might be inadequate — ink washes off — and that my soldering irons were probably better alternatives.


I Am a Firefighter:

1) I once broke a man’s sternum by accident while doing CPR to save his life. If that’s how I help people, what do you think I do when I’m pissed off?
2) I investigate arson fires. I know exactly what clues to look for to prove it was arson. I also know how to make sure nobody can tell how a fire started… and I know where you live. Remember Backdraft?
3) I’ve worked more car accidents than you’ll ever see. The sight of blood doesn’t bother me one little bit unless its my daughters.
4) Its normal for me to carry chainsaws, axes, and various other extremely sharp tools in my car … tick me off and me and you are going for a little ride.
5) When we burn down a house for training, nobody ever looks in the closets.
6) I use the Jaws of Life to tear doors off wrecked cars. They cut though solid metal like a hot knife through butter. So watch your paws or get the jaws.
7) Sirens and air horns can really muffle the sounds of someone screaming.
8) My friends are state troopers, local cops, paramedics, dispatchers or firefighters. WE ARE 911. If you make me mad, who do you think you’re going to call for help?
9) I am trained in WMD (Weapons of Mass Destruction) and I have access to explosives.
10) I am well trained in emergency medicine. I know exactly which arteries are the easiest to sever and which ones bleed the most. (Remember all the sharp tools?)

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FireDaily Needs Your Help With My Wunnerful New Idea I Just Came Up With

You know, I just had a most wunnerful idea. It just came to me!

I’ve got a fair amount of information to share regarding fire/EMS issues and ideas here in beautiful, cold, wintery, overcast northern Illinois. I’m wondering if there is a similar blogger that may have some information regarding their fire and EMS services.

We could get together, perhaps even once or twice per year, and update each other, comparing and contrasting the pros and cons of each other’s services. Of course we would share our experiences all over the interwebs so that everyone could benefit.

(Bear with me here, thoughts are coming to me as I type… )

Perhaps we could get one a camera crew to “chronicle” the event. Huh? Huh? Ya’ following me here? Imagine the possibilities….

So-

I’m putting out the official call for a partner blogger with whom I can perform this incredible service to the greater fire/EMS world. There is only one prerequisite: you must be from French Polynesia, or Fiji.

Yeah, Fiji.

Actually, Fiji is preferred but the greater French Polynesia area will be considered.

Now that I think of it If you’re from a similar south pacific area locale (or maybe even New Zealand) Mrs. FireDaily would consider your application as well. Just get back to me at blog@firedaily.com!

So let’s light this candle! I want to get going on this before the first winter storm watch….

Posted in Chicagoland, Just For Fun

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Best Practices: Strive to Stay Under the Radar

Posted in Just For Fun, Tips and Tricks

Blogger Jeremy Black Canned- John Mitchell Takes the Helm at FireDaily.com

“I’m looking forward to spending more time with my family,” Jeremy Black told a hastily created press conference early this afternoon.  “I’m proud of my involvement in the genesis of FireDaily, and will always look back with fond memories of my short time here”,” he told the completely empty room.

After less than one hundred days, Black was relieved of his post as Executive Editor and Chief Blogmeister at FireDaily.com, an upstart blogging venture experiencing rapid growth.  It became clear last Friday that Black would not be a part of the future of FireDaily.  Black left a comment on FireEMSblog.com partner Mick Mayer’s Firefighter Nation Blog that was the final straw.

“Even if he didn’t mean it the way it came across, his comment was unnecessary and just plain out of line,” crowed John Mitchell.  “Chief Mayers is a highly respected firefighter and champion blogger.  He was put into an awkward situation, and that’s not what FireDaily.com is all about.  We finally realized that his services were no longer needed here.”

Formerly the Vice President of Media Relations and Senior Assistant Blogmeister, Mitchell has tapped himself to replace Black effective immediately.

“We tried to be nice, but he just wouldn’t take the hint.”  Mitchell had to resort to more serious tactics to get the point across.

“First, we took his red stapler.  That usually works, ya know.  Next, we moved his office into the basement.  That’s where the girls like watching Pokemon,” Mitchell explained.  “We were convinced that would do the trick, but his psychiatrist just upped his meds and, to his credit, he hung firm”.

Black smiled wryly at the visual image from Mitchell’s metaphor.

With the holidays approaching, a rash but effective decision was made to avoid a confrontation during a time when interactions with extended families already created a hostile environment. The entire FireDaily staff (of one) met this weekend behind closed doors and came up with a plan.

“How many times did we have to tell him to ‘step away from the comma’?  He had become a comma-holic, dropping them everywhere and anywhere,” Mitchell related, rolling his beautiful blue eyes in disgust as he sprayed the last of a Costco 3-pack of Fabreze into the area around the executive desk.

“We tried getting him to read Frank McCourt’s Eats, Shoots & Leaves countless times, but we knew that would could never tear him away from Sarah Palin’s Going Rogue, especially how painfully slowly he reads, asking for help with the big words all the time.”

So, realizing the comma remained Black’s Achilles Heel, Mitchell sabotaged his laptop this morning by reassigning a happy-face emoticon to the dirty and stained comma key on the keyboard.

“I wish we did that a long time ago, his posts would have made more sense,” Mitchell ripped.

That did the trick.

Comma-less, Black left immediately after the press conference- sans stapler.  He will continue to receive a small percentage of the Adsense profits from the site if they eventually are earned.

As he continued de-lousing the office, Mitchell whined that he hadn’t heard the last from Black.

“We know he’ll land on his feet, he just needs to learn to keep them out of his mouth.”

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Handerpants

Sometimes I feel the need to “glove up” when not at work, know what I mean?

Want a pair?   Really?   Wow, OK.  Click the pic…

Posted in EMS Health & Safety, H1N1 Flu Pandemic, Just For Fun, Tips and Tricks

Dancing Firefighter Robot Helps Protect Chief’s Boot Tassles

The fire service has always been able to look toward the military as a source of methods and ideas in meeting the challenges both face. What’s next on the horizon?

Enter “Big Dog”.

Big Dog is the newest entry into robotic assistance to the foot soldier. Imagine the possibilities for such a buddy on the fireground:

1. Big Dog could hump the supply line while the firefighter who forgot to tag the hydrant can run ahead and prepare for connection.

2. When it comes to RIT activities, Big Dog can be pre-supplied with all the equipment necessary whilst staging close to the potential entry point.

3. Four Big Dogs together can each hold a corner of a rescue net to catch jumping fire victims, constantly adjusting their position based upon facial recognition technology of the terrified occupant readying their decent.

4. Fitted with a “Chief Seat” ala Captain Kirk’s on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise, Big Dog can give the Incident Commander or Safety Officer complete mobility around any fire scene, effectively negotiating the pile of spaghetti hose, hard-working firefighters, piles of dog crap, and those annoying puddles of water that are so damn destructive to fire chief’s bunker boots with tassels.

5. Back at the station, during those slow times when firefighters get bored and invariably turn to a video camera for merriment, Big Dog can join in as firemen try to improve what they think are their best dance moves as they prepare for the new NBC show “So, You Want To Dance With a Firefighter?”

Like some firefighters, Big Dog might currently be too slow, too large, and in need of constant manipulation by his crew. It still takes Big Dog a long time to get dressed up in all his gear, rarely making the 60-second threshold of his peers.

He seems to let off plenty of gas, too.  He’ll fit right in!

But he is already advanced enough to be able to mimic some firefighters by the sheer noise he  emits when pressed into action at “the big one.”

Help me, I can’t stop- there are so many possibilities!

Care to offer more?

-Stay stoked!

-J

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The Latest Chirp on Twitter Lists

Twitter’s new Lists feature is all the rage right now.

Essentially, a list is just a grouping of Twitter users, all of whom may be followed in one click. They may be created by any user, although Twitter is currently limiting a user to 20 lists and capping the number of tweeters on a list at 500. So, if I create a list called “Best Firefighters on Twitter,” I could group a few players into a list, and blam-o, if anyone wants to follow that entire list located on my Twitter page, he or she may do so.

There are probably already millions of lists, and that number is growing by the minute (or second). So what are people using all these lists for? Are people creating lists just for the sake of creating lists? Savvy individuals are looking for ways to use lists to further their personal/professional agendas, and while we are all still learning how to harness the power of this new feature, here are a few ideas to get the creative juices flowing.

1. Firefighting (or Paramedic, EMS, Rescue) Topics- Check those you already follow and pull out the ones that fit into your specific category. Once you have developed your list, offer to share it with others. Feel free to link to my list in case you’re not into reinventing the wheel.

2. If you’re an expert at a certain topic, say, truck work, create a list of fellow experts on twitter and name it “expert truckies”. Not only do your fellow twitters gain online visibility, but you gain credibility as leader in that field as well by creating the list and offering it out to your peers.

3. Location Based links- Create a list of everyone in your geographical area with similar interests. Again, you will have created a valuable resource to utilize for things important to your area, as well as having something of value to offer your partners.

Need more information? Check out this article. Also, FireCritic recently posted a blog on the site WeFollow. I’ve found another great site called Listorious that is useful for finding lists that already exist.

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Candy Corn- The Fruitcake of Halloween

So the boys were shopping and had finished grabbing the food items for the day. With a heavy day of training ahead, we were looking for something quick and easy. We found ourselves a pot roast to throw into the crock part with a big jar giardiniera peppers (set it and forget it and it makes the best Italian beef sandwiches).

Thoughts turned to next shift, Halloween. Kids would be by the station, all dolled up and cute, waiting to see what treats awaited them from their heroes.

“The only kind we should get is candy corn, it’s tradition.  Kids won’t get a chance to eat ‘em again,” offered the pre-diabetic Eric.

“Those are crap. They are neither candy nor corn, my friend,” scoffed Art. “You want to kill the kids?”

“Then let’s just get these and get outta here,” Al said as he snatched up a government-sized package of raisins.

“Are you guys nuts?” I said, already knowing the answer to my question. “Don’t you remember how we used to sort out our candy after a hard night of trick-or-treating? There’s a ‘good pile’ and a ‘crap pile’. I don’t want the kids to think of us as losers. Kids love Reese’s, Milky Way’s, Snickers- you know, the good stuff.”

So we grabbed a mixed bag of M&M’s, Butterfingers, and Twix and headed out.

After dinner that evening, talk again turned to the ‘crap pile’. Memories of Halloweens past brought to mind all the horrid treats that found their way into our bags…

Candy corn- ahh, the ‘Fruitcake of Halloween.’ First, we used to nibble off the white tip, then decap the yellow part before finishing off the orange section. Then we used to just scarf down handfuls of them. Then we headed straight into the bathroom….

Toothbrushes- not even candy. Halloween is not the time for do-gooders to get all doctory on us.

Tootsie rolls- always found their way to the bottom of the bag. Cavity-filling remover. Too tiny, usually stale, looked like turds.

Raisins- First, we tossed the wrinkles nuggets, then used the box as an improvised kazoo!

Miscellaneous wrapped hard candies- we could get these anytime we wanted at grandma’s house. In fact, they’re probably still there.

Apples- remember how we used to be able to head over to the local hospital to have them x-ray the apple to make sure they were absent of razor blades?  The only thing we used to do with apples after trick or treating was to hurl them. I won’t tell you what any of the targets were, you should be able to figure that out.

Pennies- my kids won’t even stop to pick a penny up off the street!

Business card from the neighborhood mortgage broker. Pitiful.

Jesus pamphlets- see above.

Circus peanuts- Should never be eaten, only for display next to the circus’ three-headed goat.  Not even peanutty! Wallboard soaked in artificial banana flavoring. Never ate ‘em, but loved watching them in the microwave!

Cheese and peanut-butter crackers- The commercials never went “Hey you got cheese in my peanut butter!” There is a reason for that.   Also, by the time we got home after dragging our bags all over the neighborhood, they turned into cheese and peanut-butter dust.

Chuckles- many of you might not remember those sugar-coated jelly wedges that looked like slices of lemon, lime, or orange. After tasting one, you would never forget it.

Necco Wafers- Just like the Smarties of 1847, when the nation’s scientists were still figuring out fun and flavor. They look like slivers of sidewalk chalk, but don’t taste quite as good. Interesting side note- they used to substitute as quarters in our toll booths.

There are so many more.  I purposely left some out so you could add your ‘favorites’ to the list.

Stay stoked!

-J

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Stuff I Lerned Today

I like to learn one new thing every day.  Some days I can handle more than one thing, but mostly I try not to push a good thing.

Today’s thing that I learned comes to us via the folks at “How It’s Made” and shows us the production process of fire hose.

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