So we find ourselves sitting around the kitchen table patiently waiting for someone to make the first move to clean up the dishes, and digesting Scotty’s Garlic Stoup- of which none is left.
Perhaps drunk off the stuff, one of the guys burps then blurts out from nowhere, “I need a nickname.”
Oops.
We all just sat there and smiled in anticipation.
Boy oh boy oh boy. All too infrequently, these gems of opportunity present themselves up for the artful manipulation that can only be exploited by your crew. Your brothers in arms.
We set the trap and ask him with all the innocent sincerity we can muster,
“What nickname would you give yourself?”
Of course, he already knows the answer but deftly hesitates for effect, errantly believing he is controlling the conversation.
“Hmm, I dunno. Let’s see. Well, they used to call me ‘Bulldog’ at my old department,” he offers hopefully.
Which was pretty damn funny as he stood all of 5 ¾ feet and weighed in at about a buck and a half. He must have seen a different movie.
What this poor guy didn’t realize was one of the "Commandments of Firehouse Nicknames”. Thou shalt never nickname thyself.
Truly great nicknames can only be anointed upon you by your peers. Only they can supply a label with a perfect fit and convey a true sense of who you are (in their eyes- which is all that matters).
They are best kept clean enough to be uttered in all types of company. This way it can work as a complete replacement for the name you used to have. You know- the name HR has.
But that doesn’t matter on the bay floor. Now you have your new name. From your brothers.
“Bulldog? No,” we decreed. “Lapdog. That one fits you like a nice little sweater, Lapdog.”
And of course once it’s out there, the next priority is to get it to stick. In this case, that didn’t take too long.
“Hey Lapdog, be a good boy and fetch me the spreaders.”
“Hey nice job on that arrest today, Lapdog. You deserve a treat.”
(whistle) “Here Lappy. WannagoforaRIIIIDE?”
No less merciless than inevitable, learning had occurred.
‘Lapdog’ is certainly not one of the best nicknames out there, but it sure fit this guy. Do you have one to share? We’d sure love to hear about it…
Stay stoked!
-J








Anyway, us Brothers are not going to let a lack of finances hold Buzz’s son to a lesser standard of care without a fight. We’ve put a party together and want everyone to join us the weekend after the Fourth of July at Arlington Park Racecourse.
The light turned green. Nooooo!
OK. I know you readers are all rolling your eyes- but hear me out- this was not something to ever be a part of. 

“I was brand new and I went down to the man that was running everything and said what do you want me to do? He said stay here and help me,” Lewis said.


But, as I grew up in the 70’s, the fire service was evolving as well. The decade brought us “Dazed and Confused” and the rise and fall of disco also brought the birth of paramedicine, and much was being done in the public eye that was inconceivable just ten years earlier.
Then came the TV show
While the paramedic side of the fire service was the initial lure for me, that quickly changed. I had the incredible fortune of joining right before my first drill night- an actual burn down of several buildings. They strapped on this air pack thing and sent me crawling in behind a young lieutenant into an interior fire. No hose line, no water can. Just to experience the heat.
Next up, they wanted to make sure this new guy could climb an extension ladder and a roof ladder, then cut a ventilation hole directly over the fire room. As the third cut was completed, the flap fell in and the fire came exploding out of the hole sending me reeling backward with a revving K-12 almost causing a fall.

The New Haven 20 Finally Get Their Due
A five alarm fire marks the end of a historic and beloved building in the Massachusetts Berkshires this week. The Egremont Inn is listed on the National Register of Historic Places, having been around since before the American Revolution. The three-story wood frame structure did not have a sprinkler system. Of course, the cause has not yet been determined. One firefighter suffered minor injuries. 







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